Because not so sleepy Gabby is pretending to be sleepy - especially
at the MRT. I can’t help but feign asleep rather than stare at stranger’s crotch
or peek through other passenger’s cellphone screen saying, “Ligo ka na, pauwi
na me”. Pretending to be asleep can also be a great way to evade the elderly standing
butt to butt with other strangers - let my soul burn down in hell for being
such a rudie.
However, knowing how rampant pick-pocketing in the metro is,
Sleepy Gabby is Sleepy technique might backfire on me anytime soon. And if that’s
the case, then I must say that I’m learning things the hard way.